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"Today I found a sign on my mirror that said 'NARNIA IS CLOSED DUE TO CONTRUCTION. WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENENCES' My mirror is on my closet. I decided to open it, thinking nothing would be there. Turns out, there was fake snow and contruction tape all inside. No one knows my address, except for one person. I now have a date on a boat on Monday. MLIA."

"Today I was having a really crappy day at school. On my way home I was stopped at a stop light with my hand out the window. When out of no where the person in the passenger seat in the car next to me reached out and gave me a high five. Day made. MLIA."

"Today, I decided I wanted to learn Irish Gaelic. On my quest to find a good free site to help me in this endeavor, I found a site with a very useful phrase. Yes, I am so glad to be able to tell someone Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascanna (my hovercraft is full of eels). MLIA."

"Last night while bowling, I saw three guys bowling as batman, superman and robin hood. T(heir)lia."

"Today, I saw a couple wearing matching Superman sweatshirts and holding hands in the hallway. I have no idea who they are, but TLAA." how about Robin? 

Oh.... SNAP!